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For the record, this isn't my video and I do not actually own a raccoon. I tried in vain to source this video, and the closest I could get was, "the raccoon's name is Ava and she lives somewhere in Russia".

I love raccoons, but I heard they're a pain in the butt to have as pets because they're smart little goblins that will figure out which of your possessions are most dear to you and hold them for ransom in exchange for treats.